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January 26, 2015
Dear mom and dad
I want a kitten becs it wud be so cut and I wud col it mitis. I wud help you git a kitten.
Your responsible daughter.
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Oh dear…after formally giving me this letter, she brought me her piggy bank and said she would also help pay for a kitten.
ha ha ha, redacted!
i’m super impressed with her correct spelling of responsible. I can’t even get that right.
Ding dang school teaching kids to spell.
Did you get a kitten yet?